Bunnies, Bacon and Books
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
but idk
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
In late 2005 the Jolly Rancher company grew over-confident and decided that the manufactured “watermelon” flavor injected into its candies was so superior to actual watermelons that the genetically engineered a watermelon to taste like watermelon flavor.
When the fruit was sliced open, they were shocked to discover that the Jolly Rancher logo had been three-dimensionally rendered inside of the fruit itself. Jolly Rancher subsequently named the sub-species after itself Jollyrancherus Watermelonii.
(Source: tumblr.com, via thiscallsformoreglitter)
This is my best friend Shannon. She’s in the hospital right now. She tried to kill herself last night but her mom found her. She was about to hang herself from her favorite tree in her backyard. But, her mom went looking for her and found her just as she was about to jump. She rushed her to the hospital. I got a call from her screaming and crying and speaking inaudible words. She told me that I was the only reasoning she’s been staying alive so long. I almost lost my best friend yesterday. She was inches from death. And look how beautiful she is. Please reblog this to show Shannon that everyone loves and cares about her. I usually wouldn’t do this, but I really don’t want to lose my best friend. She’s my favorite person in the world. And I have no idea who or where I’d be without her.
Guys, please reblog this.
Please get this notes guys. It will mean so much.
If you don’t reblog this, you can consider yourself dead in my mind.
She’s so beautiful. Don’t want to reblog this? Think this will make your blog look ‘ugly’, ‘amateur’, ‘stupid’? Have a nice life without a soul.
Shes i by far the most gorgeous girl i have ever seen, if you dont reblog this, you are considered dead inside.
She is beautiful and strong. I will pray for her.
(Source: berry-brat, via idontfeellikethatanymore)


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